I just sent out my first “it’s too cold to go out.” And thus begins my hibernation.

winter cold

At a Halloween store, a boy picked up a harlequin mask and fiddled with its feathers. Upon noticing him, his grandmother snatched it away and exclaimed, “That’s for girls!” I later spotted him on his own, and although I wanted to encourage him to wear the mask, I knew that surveillance footage would show an adult whispering to a child, so I bit my tongue and sulked over gender constructs while eating froyo next door. 

Smh.

gender lgbtq smh smdh

There’s still no cure for Ebola, but guys! Evan Rachel Wood and Katherine Moennig have been “admiringly tweeting at each other.”

There’s still no cure for Ebola, but guys! Evan Rachel Wood and Katherine Moennig have been “admiringly tweeting at each other.”

I don’t tell people that I’m an atheist, because “I swear to God” is such a good way to make them believe my lies.